spoopy-andex:

fluthermucken-the-asshole:

derinthemadscientist:

hotdog-ouroboros:

thank you, giant cynical owl

giant cynical owl

I agree. Whenever I was 10 I started studying human anatomy to find the weak spots in the human body, so that when I had to defend myself I had the upper hand. It came in handy, and I do not regret hurting those kids.

what are you

russianmadness:

thefaceofbro:

jagged1:

discopeanut:

bansand:

nice gender did your mom pick it out for you

No, my dad did.

I literally scrolled past this and then scrolled back up real quick to reblog because I finally understood the joke. 

(Source: basnad)

allteensrelate:

having self confidence issues likeimage

daily-asgardian-news:

JUST.FUCKING.WATCH.IT

powerburial:

if i could swing a really big sword it wouldnt even matter if anyone loved me or not

jerkofficial:

jerkofficial:

this “b)” is just mike wazovski with sunglasses

image

(Source: twinking)

docile-potato:

Everyone who reblogs this will get a skeleton joke in their inbox

(Source: imposetonanonymat)

queerpoc:

i don’t know ariana grande but i feel like she talks shit about me behind my back

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